Bed Bugs Infiltrate Police Squad Cars

New Rochelle, NY. July 16, 2008.

"To our knowledge we have the problem under control" ... sure, like we've never heard that one before. Always reassures me.

Closer to home, bed bugs have invaded Boulder public housing. A scan of Google News shows bed bug outbreaks occurring every day. We'll have to add those to the list of incidents too frequent to remark upon, along with squirrel-related power outages and rabid fox attacks.

Speaking of rabid fox attacks, a single "mangy looking" fox (ed. note: really?) injured four people in New Hampshire a few hours ago.